You've notice this ubiquitous labeling phenomena.

…by saving on mythical beast kibble. We can account for a few wrongful death lawsuits in our budget. We’ve raised prices to compensate for the loss of product, and now that we’ve started randomly inserting the word “AI” into every other sentence in our financial reports, Wall Street is happy too. Best of all, we didn’t have to hire any new peo…
Why Our New Strategy to Prevent Retail Theft is a Cerberus Chained to the Self-Checkout Machine
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Tim Colby
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Mar 1, 2025
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You've notice this ubiquitous labeling phenomena.
Proof: My knew toilet is an AI toilet, it lights up when it's time to flush.
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Written by Tim Colby1.2K Followers
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Grad: Whats-a-mata-U, Mayor: Foggybog, Wi., Awards: Medium response run-on-sentence-king, Medium response all-over-the-place trophy
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