You rang?

Roman stuff is so last millennium, nowadays I will only bite on stuff where the last 3 digits in the price, not sold in stores, are 9's and sport the a word string like Grecian black stud certified.

Why just the other day I snatched a tube of God of Olympus hair gel from the tele. It should be here in 2-4 weeks with a lifetime satisfaction guarantee or your $19.99 will be fully refunded. It works like one word, 'ManLust'.