You live in the rust belt, there's a rumor running around that some dick wad from Ohio was chosen as a veep nominee, maybe write up a storm of woe on that guy?

(rhetorical) 😉

You could write something like, why not a women veep? There must be someone in Ohio as hell bent on conning the public like, say, the governor of Iowa? Ya know, Trump being such a backer of women and all, meaning don't turn your back on him. IMO. 🔪