Yeh sister! I'm smellin' what ur stepping in...
Good luck with the escape, and don't make a slip-up and mistakenly end up in a New England Candle Company Christmas catalog, you want bad forest stink you will be there. Gag!
But even that would be better than stumbling into a Cracker Barrel Christmas mailer, I hear that its hell on earth, knick-knack rocking chair hell on earth!