Tim Colby
May 26, 2021

Yeh but before Florida goes totally under, a lottery will be held for choice camping sites in various Walmart parking lots that still have working gravity drainage.

Also, whenever 70% of Florida goes completely under the sea, you know when there are real sharks in the neighborhood, the statement from government will be how they were blindsided.

Oh, did I mention, Kevin Costner will run for governor of the new South Florida nature preserve.

Tim Colby
Tim Colby

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