Yeah. The Florida man marries the Florida woman and immediately they form a PAC to lobby the statehouse to provide houseboats to any Florida couple who can not afford hurricane or flood insurance as long as both sign a statement that neither of the couples is part of the alphabet crowd, meaning LBGTQ+ ...

After that successful campaign, they will lobby for a mandate that all liquor stores in the state of Florida remain open 24/7/365. no matter what!

When that gets done they will lobby that on the few Florida cold nights of the year library books are allowed to be burned to keep warm and cook emergency outdoor food.

And that's just 2024!

Oh, I almost forgot, and God bless the Suwannee River.