Yeah, I heard about the free reopening kool-aid being handed out at all Disney worlds. Just drink some and you will be happy to buy new & improved movie ticket prices and possibly watch more than 20 minutes of house ads (local advertisers in other more run down theaters, which is really most of them) above and beyond the movie you came to see.

To break out of this ‘BUY MORE’ kool-aid zombie syndrome effect, stop drinking the kool-aid.

This automatically gets you a free ticket to the real reality show, ’The Death of Rampant Capitalism’, which as a bonus encourages audience participation, so sure it’s probably an okay idea to bring along your God given rights handgun for quality assurance purposes.

And God Bless Death.