When the alien (wife) returns to its home world pre-invasion downloading all the important data regarding your demographic type, you may get lonely again waiting for the invasion to get started. If so, this time you may want to hook up with your tv as sig other. Anyway you know the invasion is coming, just not when.

Occasionally tune your tv tuner to a dead channel (because you already binged through the current months Netflix shows) but really, you know it’s not dead because you have learned how to read between the electrons and the patterns therein can be clues revealing the goings on in the universe since the beginning of time. YOU can save the earth! Possibly.

Also, you may want to invest in a really great popcorn popper that makes world class theater popcorn. Yes! Buttery greatness, yum!