Well, thank you for that, tiz the season so the least I can do is regift you with a lister.

Elves’ upbeat seasonal Xmas list, with mood like solutions.

10. Try rolling those eyes.

9. Have wifi installed between your ears, including virtual earbuds.

8. Install olfactory A.I. With auto enabled on/off switch.

7. Install proximity ‘cat no’ sprayer near belt buckle.

6. Install on/off hearing switch avoiding nauseating Xmas Carols.

5. Install visual eliminator. Cause most people should be no-see-ums.

4. Check out a sex change at the local Walmart Pharmacy.

3. Download dark-net hacking tool and send out messages to annoying family members, when they least expect it .😉 😉

2. Hack into your IOT climate controls and fix the damn thing once and for all.

1. Get off the biphetamines and switch to all uppers in your nog. It’s Xmas!🎄

0. You’re welcome….