Very nice 4 point guide for surviving a sanity ripping broadcast tv experience from Xmas hell. Unfortunately, if forced to hit the back or forward button on the remote, there’s still a chance that the viewer may be thrust into endless shows of figure skating competitions with tons of twinkle lights, Xmas classic tunes, and lots of glitters. Worse, reruns of Frosty or it’s an effing wonder life. That remote is a legacy relic aka a handheld minefield during the holidaze or anytime when; we interrupt your regular broadcast for more mindless sportz including endless beer and car commercials 🏀🏈⚾️🏅💦💦💦😓add nausea!

Yes, yes, It’s the most wonderful time of the year, sung to the tune of

‘It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year’, sung by Andy Williams …. Ahhhhhhhhh!!! Ahhhhhhhhh!!! Ahhhhhhhhh!!! Ahhhhhhhhh!!! Lock me back into the rubber ranch where I can visit with my mommy dearest!