Um, who gives a rip? What's with the whole new year's thing, it's all arbitrary. These resolutions are a dime a dozen. Notice there is so much exciting news out there now like I think skywatchers have conspired to give each full moon some special designated name. And oh! so much meaning! If these full moons are so incredibly special that they deserve a name that 99.9% of the population has never heard before, well what skywatcher pulled that name out of their backside? It's like, ⚡️Breaking News⚡️, don't miss next week's full moon, it will not be seen again for 3 decades, it's the biggest moon ever, the Lollapalooza moon! blah blah blah. Please stop this lame insanity like it's an event or something.

Let's just make up a new start of the year to clear the decks on how stupid all this prediction crap is, I got it, I declare the first day of the new year is April 1st! Now that makes sense!