Uber roar!

Hubby turns a relaxing starbucks (simple coffee) visit into American reality theater. Starbucks has convinced people that coffee is just so much meh, what they really need is a drink with lots of Euro speak ingredients, else they will never achieve the greatness of being cool, and people here pay for the priviledge of looking cool. They could be dumb as a post but still they must think they are cool, and starbucks is the place of hotness to get all cool.

That is hilarious.