Tragically hilarious. I know from my kids who have traveled waaay more than I internationally, there is nothing more embarrassing than listening to boisterous American travelers or even some ex-pats blabbering away while in China, so embarrassing! Get me a bag for my head until they are gone.

Everyone wants to go to Florida(?). What!? Over here IMO, effing NO Way! Florida should be broken up into at least 5 different states. Southeast = Little Cuba, Eastern seaboard = We really don’t care, Western seaboard = Again, we really don’t care, Central Florida = effing la-la land, North Florida = Jesus country - Y’ all. The place is either sinking or getting sucked down from below. Start evacuating now so the rest of Mericka doesn’t have to take Y’ all in as panicked refugees. If one likes living on stilts like in a Louisiana bayou, then get your ass down to Florida before it sinks lower than the everglades.

Ranch Dressing. (in Mericka) Whatever the Euro’s think it is, I don’t know, what I do think is that this abomination is a deep state plot to poison or dumb down the American palate. I refuse to eat it, even if it is taken as impolite, unless, and only unless, a professional of the cuisine world is preparing the same from scratch ingredients onsite then, then it doesn’t taste so gone bad at all. Prefabbed ranch anything tastes and of course smells like it has gone bad. Disgusting.

Great insights in your article about travel… however next time please leave out the puke porn pic of Ranch dippy/dressing/whatever, yuck. 😖