This wouldn’t be an option for the Ms. around here, since if she is not on Netflix or some other video site her face is already buried in a book, sometimes both, she probably reads 100 times more than I measured against any time standard.
I, on the other hand, should probably work this b4bed idea into my busy retirement schedule, I mean my retirement calendar is like, booked. Whew, I had to stop and take a breath there. :-)
Now because of this…..
“And, because I’m 64 and not 10, I don’t have to do it under the covers with a flashlight”! To show my appreciation regarding your suggestion I’ve got a pro tip for you: Get a clapper! <rimshot here>.