This completely triggers my lister gene.

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Did U know? Murickans will do this for convenience;

10. Will drive 10 miles extra to get into a shorter gas station line.

9. Will idle at least 15 minutes in any Mall parking lot to get a parking space very near the front Mall doors.

8. Will always get in the drive through queue line at Starbucks along with 20 other cars but never walk inside where there is no waiting and no Covid restrictions, because Hey! I got mobile phone shit to do, duh, just like when I’m driving down the street! Duh!

7. Will hire a shrink at $200 / hr. to do a deep dive into personal 1st. world problem afflictions.

6. Will buy a high end luxury car to use less than 1% of the time per day.

5. Will pay a life(?)insurance company a couple of thousand dollars a year to bury you when you die, (pro tip: save tons, die young!), because .gov won’t allow you to get thrown in a hole in your backyard, something about they want their cut of the death action.

4. Will hire a taskrabbit gig slave worker 7 days a week to prepare morning coffee on their Rocket Espresso machine. To be fair, anyone would need a certified operator for this conflagration. (Grinder sold separately).

3. Will leave windows closed with AC/Heat on 24/7 all year round since great outdoor weather only happens about 3 months or so out of the year. (Big savings on screens).

2. Will hire a top notch interior design consultant to help reorg their 3 car garage.

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And the number 1 must have convenience:

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1. Will never allow spouse access to my personal Amazon account!

What!? Are you crazy!? 2 accounts is always better than one.