These derps obviously never gave their kids a recently discarded refrigerator box for some imaginative play, duh!

"I need a giant grappling hook claw thingy to fetch his toys for me."

Unfortunately probably most commercial versions of these household tools, handy when hands are full, no doubt are cheaply sourced Asian knockoffs that may/may not last long. Yeah, would be nice to have a nice sturdy telescoping model to retrieve crap near the back of the refrigerator (delivered in a useful box) and cupboards before it's forgotten. Time to get hubby busy in the workshop. :-)