There is a collaborating theory that supports the theory of low conspiracy theory productivity known as the lack of usable matter between the ears theory. Yup! That theory is responsible for slowing* conspiracy theory productivity.

*Scientists say it’s related to pandemic mask usage and vaccination rates. 😷💉

Also, rumor has it that when Lindsey Graham sleeps at night hundreds of tiny beings cobble together reasonings as to why he is always right about everything.