The small print says not to wear the device during a full moon as it could attract big hairy…

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The small print says not to wear the device during a full moon as it could attract big hairy creatures with very sharp teeth.
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Written by Tim Colby1.2K Followers
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Grad: Whats-a-mata-U, Mayor: Foggybog, Wi., Awards: Medium response run-on-sentence-king, Medium response all-over-the-place trophy
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