That's what saw knives, butter, microwaves, and bachelors are for. <rimshot>

The first biscuits were hockey pucks. Marinating tofu did not go well. What was the difference between leeks and scallions? There are st…
The Day My Exec Chef Gave Me My Black Chef Coat
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That's what saw knives, butter, microwaves, and bachelors are for. <rimshot>
Good job on the kitchen magician gig.
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