That's high fructcos corn syrup corn dogs for you, sir.

Just because about 1/2 the nation is busy continuously screwing the pooch, that is no reason to stop our glorious corporations and their obvious genius that support slave labor around the planet so we can have:

cheap bananas

cheap coffee

cheap electronics

cheap clothes

(sensing a pattern yet/much?)

fuck, even some of the best cheap knock-offs!

[the list goes on ...]

The only thing we 'all got left to do is to crack that health nut.

I could go on but I'm thinking there's a high fructcos corn syrup corn dog waiting in my freezer to get nuked, like brunch or something. Ya know, those dogs been going up in price lately I hear it's something to do with the price of gas-o-haul/ethanol. Huh, WTF?

Did I mention we have the best ethanol in the fricking world, golly? (AKA farm to table stuff)