Tim Colby
1 min readJul 28, 2021

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Speaking of getting cancelled, there are parts of my town I choose not to visit anymore as my wokeness language skills are severely lacking there. There are citizen cadre patrols regularly referring offenders on the streets to the PC-ThoughtPolice in those hoods.

If anything ever happened unexpected, like a random conversation or not wearing the appropriate thoughtfulness wearables, charm bracelets, and armbands, etc. I would be immediately identified by the PC-ThoughtPolice faster than any on the spot-sobriety test about town would be as being a plastered drunk.

And to think, as a kid I used to live on that side of 'leave it to Beaverville' back in the day. My my how times have changed. Used to be people seemed more helpful, considerate, caring, altruistic, and now it's simply all about the Wokeness?

There's a wild rumor that a citizen neighborhood cadre in that part of town browbeat and offender to death but the PC-ThoughtPolice are still investigating 8 months later and I think the perp's trail has gone cold. .

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Tim Colby
Tim Colby

Written by Tim Colby

Grad: Whats-a-mata-U, Mayor: Foggybog, Wi., Awards: Medium response run-on-sentence-king, Medium response all-over-the-place trophy

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