Tim Colby
1 min readOct 13, 2019

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Solution. Give in and get the little rascals each a kids' tablet, much cheaper than installing your own personal automatic door. I won’t tell anybody about this smart move in spite of all the so-called kid correct parenting rules that people make up for other people’s kids. Obviously they never even walked a 1/10 mile in your shoes.

Amazon has a new kid reader tablet coming out. Wait for a second, there’s no games on this device so don’t get it, it was obviously created for other people’s kids to buy. Duh. Good luck, because big tech cares.

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Tim Colby
Tim Colby

Written by Tim Colby

Grad: Whats-a-mata-U, Mayor: Foggybog, Wi., Awards: Medium response run-on-sentence-king, Medium response all-over-the-place trophy

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