So the message is, to save the planet have less kids but way more pets in areas where there are nextdoor chapters that report on unwrapped pet droppings, thereby lessening societies plastic carbon footprint and saving the planet. Do this at least until bio-degradable disposable diapers are widely available.
Written by Tim Colby
Grad: Whats-a-mata-U, Mayor: Foggybog, Wi., Awards: Medium response run-on-sentence-king, Medium response all-over-the-place trophy