So, let’s think about this. During this mysterious C-19 real estate bubble, notice that the beautiful masoned stonework across the street could be repurposed. Buy up the cemetery and also become the resident manager.

Simply employ the genius of Japanese capsule hotels with rooms big enough to outfit a casket. You real estate genius you!

(ahem, might involve some after dark work, but you are an entrepreneur, you make stuff happen, workers are desperate, get ‘em cheap)

Decorate these tiny rooms with hipster chic decor in about 5-10 different models, rent the units as carbon neutral living spaces, i.e. ‘live here and save the earth’ that kind of sales shit.

Appreciate the township manager with some incentivized 💰love♥️, preferably out of sequence Benjamins whilst suggesting a 3 run a day 5 days a week express bus run piloted by some of your lovely in-laws. If any questions arise simply report that this is C-19 transportation relief funds from Uncle Sam.

Plow the first years profits into a downpayment for a multi-purpose multi-unit mausoleum, I’m sure the bank will see this as community development, watch the long green flow in easy peasy! Rack ‘em and stack ‘em baby! Again, the down payment, C-19 housing relief funding.

Buy yourself a vacation mansion in Mar-a-Lago, you deserve it you hard working slicker you.