Tim Colby
1 min readNov 7, 2021

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Sir? Could I have that rice cake cut into quarters?

I guess we are lucky to be in Muricka. It's possible walking down grocery aisles decades ago that grocery stores look pretty much the same today with the usual coupon teasers. Same size boxes, possibly the same prices, except when you get home and open your goods it seems to be missing half the contents. Huh? WTF! It's like the great packaging scam of the century.

In truth to get the same amounts of foods the price will minimally at least double should all that wasteful packaging be used.

I shouldn't complain though since one thing that never seems to change is getting that much need exercise trekking to the farthest corner of the store for eggs & dairy. Thank you grocery store designer layout people.

Thank you big-ass Muricka!, wait I should more properly say, wide-ass Muricka! Land of in-store grocery go-karting and now with much wider aisles.

Am I going to pay for that last bit of careless language, you bet your big-asses I am going to pay!

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Tim Colby
Tim Colby

Written by Tim Colby

Grad: Whats-a-mata-U, Mayor: Foggybog, Wi., Awards: Medium response run-on-sentence-king, Medium response all-over-the-place trophy

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