Sherry, I think you would have made a great drug dealer, possibly missed your calling. DMAE, heck that sounds like a hallucinogen. Naaw.
Us guys see this all differently. In fact we periodically have trouble viewing our feet, the mid-section somehow obscures whatever is going on down there. The mirror? It's like, 'there's that guy again'. It gets worse from that point on. 🎃