Right, if for a moment we could forget all advertisments everywhere except job hiring ads that are composed of the same worn-out cliches, making all hiring pitches mostly a pile of meaningless misdirection. A better and more honest recruitment pitch for the all American dead-end job would be for people with a shingle (so the post office can find them) go out to a buy sell shop and purchase a working neon no/vacancy sign and plug it in. Simple, concise, honest.