Quick! Join your nearest Nextdoor chapter so you can identify all the drama queens in the hood! Help monitor every dog poop and stray cat in your neighborhood! Your contribution to your neighborhood will become invaluable!

Thank you thank you thank you Nextdoor, now it's safe to actually go outside without landing in a dog poop or being attacked by a rabid ferel wildcat.

Who knew suburbia was such an outstanding place with some of the most exciting ongoing dramas? If it weren't for Nextdoor there would already be a version of Law & Order Suburban Crime Victims Division!