Pro Tip:

Step 1: Shorten the resume to a one-page readable bulleted document with some appropriate bull shit that no H.R. person could severely dislike.

Step 2: It will cost you some online time but send out about 1,000 + resumes to the reachable places you could stand to work at.

Result: Even if you score 1% in return contacts, you now have 10 real prospects to pursue. Welcome to the gen-xyz buckshot method of employment opportunities.

Let's face it, when we observe/witness the quality of goods and services today, the bar is so fucking low we ask ourselves, who in the fuck is running that place?!

Again, it's not what anyone knows, it can't be, it's timing, luck, and volume.