Poor Bertha, she needs a real hero like Chuck Norris to whiten and brighten up suburban BAMA. Unfortunately, he only appears in reruns at this juncture.

Maybe she could tap Elon for some rite-whitening, Awe shucks, he too is extremely busy wedged up the orange ones backside to see WTF is going on, in his search for total clemency for any possible wrong doings, also known as crafting legislation for a business happy ending. (It's in the genes)