Tim Colby
Feb 25, 2021

Oregon: (beyond all ROARS!)

also,

Wisconsin: at least half the electorate believes the last thing they heard.

Example: I'll invest in a $10 billion high tech factory in your state, that will produce 13,000 jobs for a mere 3 billion dollars. What do you say?

Voters: well ahhh, let me see, ahhh, I ahh, well umm. Oh heck yeah! (after < 5 sec. of deep thought)

General epilogue: People may have been suspicious if they noticed a company named FoxCONn made the offer plus a guy named Trump was standing there with a gold shovel.

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Do more states, do more states, ...

Tim Colby
Tim Colby

Written by Tim Colby

Grad: Whats-a-mata-U, Mayor: Foggybog, Wi., Awards: Medium response run-on-sentence-king, Medium response all-over-the-place trophy

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