One thing that can happen in the race to the top of the Kardashian pyramid for people like ‘Karin’ is the ‘faux noise tourette syndrome’ (FNTS) where random nonsensical noise is periodically emitted from the pie hole.

The treatment for this malaise is to do what the Kardashians do, hire a full body makeover surgeon and relocate the backside about 2 1/2 feet or approximately .76 meters lower on the body. Several post surgical shrink sessions are also recommended to train the newly improved pie hole in avoiding brain flatulence or out right regression to strings of brain fart seizures.

If successful Karin can resume her race to the top of the billionaire Kardashian pyramid without the horrible side effects of FNTS.

Fun fact; these treatment procedure costs typically average the number of meters of displacement of the backside including shrink visits, or in Karin’s case about $.76 million. Oh those smarty pants Euros and their metric system, gotta love em. Plus the treatment has a probability of success of 1%. If that seems low it’s not if like Karin you possess the right red blooded American blood and have purses and boot strappings sourced from the finest exclusive upscale mall stores.