OMG Kyrie, what a rush! Exactly what this season needs a 2020 topper, like the questionable pizza chain.

Us Medium readers are so fortunate to have authors that excel at double majors like snarkasm, the edu pays off in the end.

I'd send you another kofi right now but the boss sits right behind me, has a rear view mirror on her table easel, and gets a report of all charges which will be questioned if not an xmas gift for you know who.

Addendum(s) #16: Also: must appear as cameos in infomercials on long since dead cable channels.

#20. Seriously!! Why all the logos all the time?! I have enough trouble with my T-closet full of color sorted T's, Cheezuz!

I have no idea what the delay is for Pulitzers for excellence in snarkasm.