Okay, okay, but no no no you are looking at this all backwards, here's what you do:

Download a shit ton of body filters to create the new you, plaster the new you all over social media into every hot portal on the net. Make up some elaborate dramatic story, start a go fund me, a kickstarter, a podcast, be an insta-influencer, anything that could go viral and in no time you will be honey gold!

EX. I knew this gal named Cher. She looks exactly like she did 50 years ago, I really don't know how she does it but If you see here keep low static shoes on and don't smoke around her, I don't know exactly what is holding her together.

Done and done.