Oh Sherry, you have restored my faith and admiration for Illinois drivers, I refer to you of course. This story should draw 50 claps per paragraph, it's that great!

Also, some of these guys are sporting their own new millennium 70's style mullet which looks like a high cut flat top with the buzz cut on both sides. A real chick magnet, so they say.

Unfortunately there's just no fixing dumbasses, their right of what passes for social passage goes something like: get 1-3 ton bigass loud hot rod, maybe with a 1000 watt speaker package, sporty haircut, (see above), attract female admirer, cause the car, duh, go on a cruising date, which could include dumbass allowing admirer to shift gears on the end of that joy stick thingy, for hours on end through other people's quiet neighborhoods.

Destinations like movies and restaurants are for snowflakes.