Tim Colby
1 min readDec 29, 2020

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Oh Amy Amy Amy, loved the title pic though thought it smudged my screen some.

To spice up this piece I decided to donate my time to exclusively further jazzing up this bit about $$ in Medium with a top 5 lister just for you(couldn't come up with 10 on such short notice). (Try to have the tune and lyrics for 'Amy' or 'Amie' running through your head while reading this lister: I mean depending where any money could be going based posting rules in our litigious society, try here).

#5. Writers posting lots of 'not making $$ on Medium' stories may make more $$ than writers who post very few $$ stories.

#4. Stories with fetching title pics may make more $$ than generic title pics that actually follow the relevant topic.

#3. I agree, using/not using $$ on Medium as link bait is possibly a way to make more $$ from your colleagues on Medium. (I mean who else is motivated to read this kind of thing?)

#2. Agree, CBD in the title will not only cure what ails you but make great title link bait for the readers that we all love so much contrary to popular belief.

#1. 'Medium is not the message'. <rimshot>

#0. Bonus lister #. Sung to the old rock tune, just for you Amy, 'I will follow you'.

#-1. Have a nice day...and eat some 🍒 or something.

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Tim Colby
Tim Colby

Written by Tim Colby

Grad: Whats-a-mata-U, Mayor: Foggybog, Wi., Awards: Medium response run-on-sentence-king, Medium response all-over-the-place trophy

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