Obviously, this response thread group is in desperate need of ice cream schooling. They don't understand that the offending flavors were concocted when deciding what to do with miscellaneous food droppings that were Squeegeed off the back of some truck. "Hey boss, what do I do with all this shit?", "ahh, give it to the Confectioner, he knows what to do with that stuff".

Fruitcake ice cream, here it comes!

Food ProTip: Fruitcake can survive a nuclear attack.