My first thought after the 'pig' word was placed in the article title was to google 'spam jerky recipes' cooked with a solar cooker so as to attempt to be carbon neutral, but then I thought, wait a second, the spam still has to get into the can, and if so I would prefer recyclable poptop spam cans. So I guess that's out too.

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Moral of response: Don't respond on an empty stomach.