Mississippi?…. Well, just north of stabbing yourself in the eyes? I’m calling this a downgrade only because you left Austin and not Texas in general where most of the real-life plots for women are stories with slavery plots. If you would like to re-route your internalized plot genres from Lifetime to some other reality try checking into Korean Drama anything for several years, they have drama soaps/whatever by the score and more. I think the actors there get paid like Medium writers trying to make a side hustle income percentage bump here.

Seriously this was another hilarious piece, most enjoyable to read. Thank you.