"Maximum Profits Corporation". 🇺🇸FFOut!🇺🇸 Mericka!

Thanks, for lucky profits Elko, NV has one of those massive marketing wonder corporations! WTF are they a county seat now?

Rumor has it soon Elko will be benefited from Starlink for slightly faster internet at double the price. Those lucky dogs!

I'm waiting on the Model 5002 Smart Couch since rumor has it that the 5002 xl is already flying off the engineering design sheets, added are the repurposed not so much used lately budget airline portapotties cleverly installed under flip-down enhanced couch cushions. Can not an announcement be almost imminent?

As recently as 2016 I've stayed in Elko, NV. I was so flabbergasted and taken away with the place I completely forgot to take a picture, of anything. Silly me, I now curse myself.