Major Ha Ha. But wait, there’s more……!

It’s time for some commentary listicles.

You know you're a burb sell-out when…………

You stay subscribed to your local NextDoor chapter for 6 months and like it.

You religiously follow the cities yard and brush web site.

You join the neighborhood pool association even though you have a pool.

You start imagining having a garage sale.

You realize Home depot is not for your pilates but for old guys, knock it off!

You consider calling the cops due to idiots continuously blowing up extremely loud firecrackers 2 weeks before and after July 4th.

You are convinced and paranoid several of your neighbors are watching you out their windows.

You realize you don’t want to mess with a gas mower anymore, get electric!

You come to believe this listicle is only the tip of the iceberg!