Lusciously saucy, I guess lack of marital bliss makes excellent neighbors.
But of course, (like the new and improved sidebar response section, I guess?.....?) there's always room for improvement. Doubtful Medium writers have the local tech available or even allowed to add music-sound-over within stories, meaning while the reader is reading this story or others playing, in this case, soap opera background music, I don't know, newer versions of 'days of our lives', or,'as the neighborhood turns', etc.
Many successful podcasts nowadays have a low audible sound track going in the back ground.
Sorry just thinking out loud, and into the future, that is, be your own Spotify.