John and Jane Doe win their respective party nominations for 2024.

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Jan 27, 2024
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John and Jane Doe win their respective party nominations for 2024. Due to the lack of political satire Medium.com immediately closes their books due to boredom. Stranger things have happened.
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Written by Tim Colby1.2K Followers
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Grad: Whats-a-mata-U, Mayor: Foggybog, Wi., Awards: Medium response run-on-sentence-king, Medium response all-over-the-place trophy
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