It's really not ours to get.

I'm so bad at making beds the Ms. long ago no longer wants my help, of course she had worked in nursing care years ago where making beds was an art & science.

The pillows might be there just because she doesn't know what to do with them either, or she got house fashion hoodwinked in one of those travel magazines like midwest living, who knows?

Anyway, us guys have enough woes standing around endlessly in the necessary room pissing our lives away, literally. Though, do put the toilet seat back down if you value your long term health prospects. (ProTip)