I'm surprised the Osteen marketing department hasn't bought the rights to a Beatles song and pushed it out to their zombie suckers. 'Jesus in the sky with diamonds' where all the kind and giving followers run around with zombie kaleidoscope eyes donating tithings to Joel. I mean those jets don't fly themselves.

It's like these Jesus billionaires literally make their wealth spewing out hot air. 'Come sheepeople give more, save yourselves'. It goes way beyond a crock of crap, it's classic grifting for cash.

While Joel's faithful are busy tithing for him down in the dirt, he's out flying his jet somewhere to cut a new investment deal.