Tim Colby
1 min readDec 10, 2021

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I totally get it. This promo is necessary as a sign of the times. I bet you needed to adjust the meat slicer downward a tad so each slice can look like barely tinted shades when draped over one's glasses since at somewhere north of $10/lbs something has to be done cause the old, where's the beef, isn't going to cut it anywhere, including Wendy's. Naturally you will have to make it up in sugary sides, good on you! The cherry pockets on top of diet soda can possibly bring the ROI per customer up to starvation revenue numbers.

Yep. keep an eye on McD's, how far off can it be before we see the Big Mac unreal veggie burger on a gluten free fake sesame seed bun, along with faux artisan flavored beverages that lately seem to not be delivered from their automated food service equipment. No worries their marketing budget is easily 10 times Arby's so they can get away with anything.

Thank Gawd for Idaho spuds! Just sayin.

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Tim Colby
Tim Colby

Written by Tim Colby

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