I think this lingo is why I never made it in management. Since if I was there my consensus to this whole charade would probably be, STFU!

It's like people on certain career paths need to get high marks in Corporate speak, else, forget it. Hmm, did I mention the other day our honorary mayor gave us a newsworthy 10-15 minute photo op speech to tell us our taxes were going to go up. Wow, didn't see that coming! Maybe because how she said it.