I know, wtf is this no to low pockets on women’s clothes. It’s like yet another symbol of patriarchal slavery, I mean what’s the difference; generations of Asian women limping along with their ankles tied together or fashion enforcement of those spikey pointy heals when out and about? I wonder what it’s like if one suddenly has to run in either of those situations? Forget that. Yes, these are more sneaky fashion industry electives like their hatred of the blue jean revolution over here in the new world, I mean how is the fashion industry going to sell other useless rag stuff when everyone is in jeans, and with pockets!? They tried unsuccessfully with pre-beaten-holed-roughed-up jeans selling them as new to unsuspecting women and just sewed in empty and unusable pocket facades on some brands further selling them at even a higher markup! WTF is up with that!?

I can only think of one thing worse than fake mini-pockets on women's clothes, selling cargo pants to men with micro cargo pockets that fit NO cargo! So effing annoying! Try pulling a manly wallet out of cargo pants with little tiny pockets, I mean how did that wallet get into that tiny pocket in the first place?! Struggle and Gasp while looking stupid! Ahhhhhhhh!