I know! I totally get it! Why the F'k do people move to the burbs in the first place, where simple hand gestures can show others the respect you deserve!

Some burb uber-newbies for some unknown reason feel it necessary to show up at your door to introduce themselves with verbal communication, Ewwwwe! I have to run to the can and listerine that chunky puke taste out of my throat and back tongue. Run back to the door to school the newbie burb derps! ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐. That straightens them out quick-like and imparts the respect I deserve! I know, cause when the newbie was mowing his lawn for the first time he birded me. I'm proud of being the neighborhood wiseguy.