I clapped like a trained monkey on an organ grinder, cause it ain’t the 28th yet.

Later, maybe run a few more fun experiments like this, for read-scrolling speed and other metrics that could be semi-controlled by the readers, once whatever new compensation metric is installed by the high monkey monk keepers of the rhythm. Even if readers read multiple times through differently enable DNS’s. Testing the new deeeeeeeeeeep secret compensation model is always going to be fun until the writers figure out how to play the darn thing.